There is a time and place for decaf coffee. Never and in the trash.
Good men are hard to find, but bad men are even harder to find because they usually owe child support.
“you’ll scare guys off with that feminist crap”
oh i’m sorry
the kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that i be treated as his equal is totally the kind of guy i want to be in a relationship with
OhGodItsAlexis: Kim K probably wants to name the baby Katie or something, but ‘Ye doesn’t even let her dress herself so it’s Kryptonite West all day.
OhGodItsAlexis: Actions speak louder than words. That’s why I always do a high kick after I’m done talking so people know I’m serious.
OhGodItsAlexis: This guy at work said that I was beautiful and I laughed for like five minutes then got on my broom and flew away.
OhGodItsAlexis: Today I got my hair done at A Hair Salon. It’s right across the street from Another Hair Salon. http://bit.ly/17S49vM